Ten things

Ten things that prove women’s superiority above men:
1. Statistically women live longer than men though the modern science has not found out any physiological justifications of that.

2. Women never can have prostatitis and they are not threatened with impotence.
3. Men cannot solve a problem, simply just crying.
4. Men do not have valid reason to gain much weight after a birth of his first child.

5. Even if a man will grow fat so, that he will become similar to a woman having nine months of pregnancy, all the same nobody will give him place in the bus.
6. If a man does not distinguish with his developed intelligence, he is not quick-witted and in general he is deprived any natural ingenuity, he cannot turn everything to account just wearing tight-fitting t-shirt.

7. Men do not have sexual underwear. Everything they have are those pants that are recognized by the current moment he freshest.
8. The fact that on dimensions man, on the average, are bigger than women, makes them more convenient target for the pigeon flying above them who for a long time suffered specially for the sake of such case.
9. If even something somewhere in the world goes wrong, in any case men are responsible for that.
10. No matter how long a man smiles to a gloomy policeman or how deep his decollete is, anyway he will be booked for speeding.